Collectible cards · Gag gifts · Zero chill

Cute kids. Zero chill.

Character cards that roast your coworker, your brother and, honestly, you. Instant download for $4.99, or printed on a mug, sticker or poster.

Instant downloads · Mugs, stickers & posters printed to order

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Halloween Edition

Homemade costumes, questionable candy math and one very tired teddy. The Brain Rot Bunch Halloween Edition is all instant digital downloads, so you can print one tonight for the party,...

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How it works

Three steps. Zero effort.

  1. 1

    Find your kid

    Scroll until one is uncomfortably accurate. That's the one.

  2. 2

    Pick your format

    Digital cards download right after checkout. Mugs, stickers and posters are printed to order and shipped.

  3. 3

    Gift it or keep it

    Print it, frame it, wrap it. Or keep the one that's you. We won't tell.

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Meet the Bunch

Laugh at yourself first. Then send one to your brother.

Brain Rot Bunch is a gang of cute, chaotic kids doing grown-up jobs, holidays and bad decisions. Every card is an original character with a name, a job and zero chill. Keep the one that's you. Gift the one that's them.

P.S. Keep an eye on Teddy. He's in on more of the jokes than you'd think, and he is rarely impressed.