Indoor Screaming for Beginners Poster

A Gentle Guide to Staying Calm While Chaos Lives Here

Three kids, deep in meditation. Five monsters, deep in screaming. Nobody opens their eyes. "It's called coping." You'll learn deep breathing (maybe), accepting the chaos and pretending it's fine. Screaming is normal. So are snacks.

Who's it for? Any parent who has hidden in the bathroom for four minutes of peace. We see you. Take five.

Printed poster

• Square poster printed on matte paper
• Two sizes: 12 × 12 in and 18 × 18 in
• Printed to order. Allow 2 to 5 business days before it ships
• Frame not included

This is a printed poster, not a real book, toy, kit or trading card. Colors may vary slightly between screens and print.